Or so it would seem. So I will build one in my mind. It would have the classic look and bulletproof build of a White Industries ENO hub with a WI freewheel and coast like it does too. It would have the light weight of an American Classic hub and the tall flanges too. It would have the simple servicing of a DT Swiss 240 hub. It would have the drive engagement and strength of a Chris King. It would have the axle options and color choice + pricing of a Hope hub. It would be quiet like a Shimano hub.
I am waiting. Tick, tock.